i am utterly and completely MISERABLE.
i woke up this morning with not one, but TWO sore eyes.
well obviously my stupid right eye just HAD to go infect my left eye.
the minute i got out of bed my maid asked, "what's wrong with your eyes?"
so i rushed to the mirror and to my utmost HORROR i saw that my eyes are now SWOLLEN and BLOODSHOT
and apparently my stupid swollen sore eyes are CONTAGIOUS
so i am stuck at home, not allowed to go anywhere or see anyone
my eyes ooze mucus.
i have to use my finger to rub this disgusting yellow stinging cream into my eye (whatever happened to eyedrops !)
and not to mention i look like i came straight out of micheal jackson's thriller video.
@#8&$(48)#*6@@^@^@() !
i am bored out of my skin and incredibly pissed off, i swear.